Bonker Stonker 

A headache or similar mental condition, caused by an exhausting late night sex session the night before.

I've got a major bonker stonker today and it's affecting my concentration at work - but it was worth it!

Bonker Stonker by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019

boner stoner 

Someone who gets high, then tries to bone anyone in sight. Typically has a boner.

Dude kevin was suck a boner stoner last night.

boner stoner by sexyman10 June 6, 2014

chutney bunker stoker 

homosexual..

mmmmmmm...he stoked my chutney bunker

chutney bunker stoker by Anonymous November 2, 2003

loner boner stoner 

Has nose pimples and gets high by himself,

oh look at that loner boner stoner

loner boner stoner by meech123 June 12, 2009

stoner boner 

an erection obtained for no reason other than the fact that the obtainee was too damn high

Look at Ronnie! He's so fuckin' high he's got a stoner boner!

stoner boner by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005

stoner boner 

when you get really high and now you're horny and want to do the dirty

"come over babe i've got stoner boner

stoner boner by CoolCamryn44 May 27, 2019

Stoner Boner 

when you get a boner from smoking to much bud.
this is due to the fact that THC stimulates the hypothalamus which controls your drive to eat sleep and have sex thus
1)munchies
2)burned out tired feeling
3)stoner boner

mike was so high he popped a stoner boner right in class

Stoner Boner by Jeff G. kjugiu October 27, 2010