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boner fart 

When a man sees something stimulating, and ejaculates a small amount (or large amount) from the visual stimulation alone.
While watching TV last night, your hot sister showed up on the latest girls going wild commercial and caused an instant boner fart.
boner fart by ronchx October 24, 2009

boner fart 

when you have a boner and it farts at you.
dan had a meen boner fart, it wouldint stop barking at the kids.
boner fart by slap happy rice October 24, 2007

Boner fart stinky poopoo

The act of sending a meme of niggward with the caption "boner fart stinky poopoo" after asking a girl out in hope of her liking you back.
Axel- dude Lubin just dropped a Boner fart stinky poopoo

Mael- and did it work ?

Axel- of course not.

Mael- what a loser

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Fart Boner 

A condition where a person has to fart so bad they become erect; A condition where a person has such a satisfactory fart they become erect.
"Dude, I just shit my pants. I think I have a fart boner."

"Oh man, I'm going to shit my pants. I'm getting a fart boner."
Fart Boner by Jake Adams November 7, 2007

boner-biting dick-fart fuckface 

What Phillip calls Terrence in the South
Park movie.
Terrence: Well, Phillip, I hope you've learned something from this whole experience.

Phillip: I sure have, Terrance. I've learned that you are a boner-biting dick-fart fuckface.