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Incoherent Babbling 

Texts messages that don't make sense. Usually sent while drunk, high, hopped up on drugs, or a combination of all three.
Incoherent Babbling Text- Ex: You make boyz in the hood look like little rascals.

Hooky-Bobbing 

Hooking or grasping on to the rear bumper of a car or truck when the road is covered in snow and ice. The motorist often doesn't know the youth is squatted down behind the car hanging on to the rear bumper. The 'Hooky-Bobber' gets a free and dangerous ride. Hooky-Bobbing is mostly for a joy-ride, but can be a way to get home from school. The dangers include inhaling car exhaust, motorists traveling at high rates of speed. Rock,gravel,sand and sewer covers in the road that have melted the snow and/or ice resulting in the Hooky-Bobber to be tossed off the rear bumper. Also often times, mittens or gloves get stuck/frozen to the rear bumper.
"Dude! Look at the snow coming down! I can't wait for school to get out to go Hooky-Bobbing!"

babbling 

To talk foolishly or idly; chatter
What are you babbling about?
babbling by Yniikalna December 5, 2013

Bobbing Ostrich  

The position, NOT recommended for amateurs, and used only used by professionals... It requires a female driving the car, and a male in the passenger's seat. The female gives head to the male while she is driving and the male takes the steering wheel with one hand.

Do not attempt. (obviously)
Dude, my girl finally gave me the Bobbing Ostrich . We totally almost crashed. Dont try it!
Bobbing Ostrich by JohnBlue3 February 9, 2009

Bobbing for apps 

Indiscriminately downloading applications on your smartphone, usually out of boredom.
I was bobbing for apps the other day and randomly came across this awesome fart soundboard.
Bobbing for apps by bol99 September 30, 2010

Babbling Idiot 

Stupid gibberish talk, dumb-ass chatter, talking for the sake of talking even if they have nothing to say or anything productive to add to the conversation. Babbling idiots will also talk to themselves if no one else is around or if they are being ignored.
Our new person is a babbling idiot, she talks like she has just won the word lottery. She has nothing to say and seldom makes sense BUT JUST HAS TO KEEP ON FUCKING TALKING!!!
Babbling Idiot by S. S. D. January 12, 2009