Blumpty 

A multi pleasure activity where a man recieves a blow job while taking a shit.

Blumpty by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Blumpty Dumpty 

A guy is doing and upper decker while a woman is shitting and blowing him.

The couple were so upset at the party, so they did a blumpty dumpty to show their appreciation.

Blumpty Dumpty by TexMexMariner November 28, 2014

Reverse Blumpty 

A multi pleasure activity where a man recieves a rim-job while taking a piss.

1: Man, I was just taking a piss when this girl stuck her tongue up my arse.
2: Was it good?
1: It was damn good.
2: Reverse blumpty man, that's what I'm talking about.

Reverse Blumpty by Pimp-Master J August 30, 2008

humpty blumpty

Getting blumpkins from a pregnant woman.

Shazney didn't allow the fact that she was heavily pregnant stop her having a good old humpty blumpty.

humpty blumpty by Cherenkov June 13, 2007

Blempty 

The feeling of not having to pee at all.

I'm so blempty right now, I totally don't have to go to that rest stop.

Blempty by JBennett February 14, 2009

Flumpty Bumpty 

Hes an egg! He can break the rules of time and space and is immune to the plot.
Basiclly he can do anything and we are all doomed-,
He was first seen in a mspaint comic as a side Character. Later on he got his own game called one night at flumpty. Which was made by a developer called jonochrome. That’s also where flumpty got most of his fame from.

He was obviously inspired by humpty Dumpty

Also he murdered my fucking herny once.

Hi, im Flumpty Bumpty. Im an egg!

Flumpty Bumpty by The aubergine man September 14, 2020

blumptastic 

blump-kin (adj.)
The description of an action or event that is so incredible that it can only be accurately described or compared by the reception of a blow job while shitting.

word origin - "BLUMP" Old French Porn -, "KIN" - Middle English, Blump-kin Urban Dictionary

My last blumpkin was blumptastic.

blumptastic by Tim January 24, 2004