Blumpish 

Describes a big booty thats also nice looking

Damn that girls booty is blumpish

Blumpish by The_only_child August 7, 2017

blumpshe 

the process of giving A woman oral sex while she is sitting on the toilet.

My girlfriend is happy because last night I gave her a Blumpshe.

blumpshe by luke Finn August 1, 2008

Blumpiss 

Getting a blowjob while taking a dump (blump) and surprising the person blowing you by taking a Piss in their mouth.

I was getting a great blump (blow job during a dump) after the bar and instead of blowing my load I took a piss in their mouth and created a blumpiss!
Blump blumpkin blumpkin backfire

Blumpiss by jayklaw May 18, 2016

Blumpshiba 

Verb - The act of making a "bloop" sound while jumping over a Toshiba computer.

Noun - Someone who has the inability to do such an awesome thing

Michelle is such a blumpshiba.

Blumpshiba by TheNonBlumpshiba October 6, 2012

Blumish it on the ritz

Blumish it on the ritz is were you smoosh balls into a juicy net (mainly whilst you are having a little strok)

Blumish it on the ritz fam

Blumish it on the ritz by Famstrokern March 9, 2017

Blumish 

When a uncircumcised male urinates and the stream is distorted by the foreskin creating an uneven flow.

Mate, last night I blumished all over the wall... Bloody foreskin

Blumish by Capt. Crumpet April 2, 2018

blumfish 

need to calm down

yo man blumfish

blumfish by Hannah Whito January 18, 2020