Blumer 

An ardent fan of actor Jeff Goldblum.

My blumer friend owns multiple copies of The Fly on LaserDisc.

Blumer by NotAgentClark November 3, 2010

blumer 

Someone who is misunderstood by STD carrying whore ex-girlfriends.

Why don't you go down on me blumer?
Because your pussy smells like death.

blumer by chrisBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB September 23, 2009

blumer 

a person who develops late, whether it be sexually, mentally or physically. Usually tends to be a bluff muff who wears black and has junk in the trunk.

person 1: you are such a blumer
person 2: almost as late as leslie

blumer by tatal November 8, 2008

blumperbating

masturbating while taking a shit

Are you kidding dude? Blumperbating's the best!

blumperbating by Baker146 January 13, 2011

Blumprito 

While getting a blumpkin eating a burrito. A hot, nasty, filthy burrito.

I totally got a blumprito in the bathroom of T-Bell.

Blumprito by John speaker November 26, 2010

Blueryai 

The Baddest and thickest streamer known to man kind, known for his gyat and being gay with fellow streamer YXL Salah, and is the founder of the community BBG (big booty gorillas)

Yo I just beated to blueryai

Blueryai by Anonymous BBG member July 19, 2023

Bluterus 

The female equivalent of blue balls. When a woman is aroused to a point where stopping the sexual stimulation becomes highly frustrating and/or physically uncomfortable.

Don't stop in the middle of getting your lady off, or she'll get bluterus and resent your dumb ass.

Bluterus by Badwig February 11, 2017