Blooop! 

An exclamation used to describe one's overly enthusiastic response to an everyday or mundane occurance. Also an example of a spontaneous retort or response to an attempted put-down or criticism.
(Origin: the sound of turd as it splashes into the toilet water)

Ethan-"Hey, Jennifer; have you seen my keys?"
Jennifer-"Blooop!" (points to keys in very obvious location on the table)

Blooop! by Jenny O'ski April 22, 2008

blooop 

Hug

We bloooped closely

blooop by crooool November 21, 2016

da bloop d blam 

When somebody pulls the okey-doke shuffle, or "pulls a fast one" ie: distracts the seller, in order to make off with the goods.

Bitch pulled the ol da bloop d blam on me, ima get her back tho watch!

da bloop d blam by Asheir2theC February 5, 2018

Bleep Bloop 

Sound referring to the noise made by the Xbox 360 console when an achievement is unlocked or other important notification. Made popular by the company Rooster Teeth during a special episode of Red vs. Blue promoting the new achievement system.

Bleep bloop you got achievables

Bleep Bloop by Simmons brother Lopez January 21, 2011

Bloop Job 

A Bloop Job is the act of shoving your penis back and forth in between a chicks ass cheeks.

if you need an example for a Bloop Job you really need to get laid

Bloop Job by Da Big Kahuna April 7, 2008

Bloop n' Doop 

The act of pooping from a very high place and hitting a young girl in the face.

Hello Officer? Yes my daughter just got projectile Bloop n' Dooped by the mall.

Bloop n' Doop by GoD_Metonic June 1, 2009

blip bloop 

emmmmm i don't know what this even means

eeeeeeeeeer blip bloop 4 life

blip bloop by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! January 28, 2019