Blended O 

The stimulation of the Clit and the G-spot at the same time to make one amazing orgasm.

I gave Rayneesha a Blended O last night and she wont stop begging for more!

Blended O by ratpimp April 16, 2008

blended orgasm 

An orgasm that is achieved when you hit a clitoral climax and a g-spot orgasm at the same time.

Last Night was so amazing. He fucked me so hard while I touched myself and I had a blended orgasm!

blended orgasm by Inneedofholywater May 30, 2019

Blonded out 

When a person enters a stage of drunk following buzzed but subsequent to blacked out. This stage is very common in blondes and symptoms include: dancing wildly, getting arrested, puking, drinking, having blonde hair, remember part of last nights events, and having blue eyes. If your friend has any of these symptoms please sit back and enjoy the ride.

"Girlfriend, you should of saw that crazy Bre last night. She was so blonded out, like she almost got arrested.

Blonded out by Colewindz September 24, 2014

Blender of Love 

Position in which you sit on and spin like crazy. You can set to many different levels, including pulsating. Include fruit and frozen yogurt for fun. Right after you must walk to a real blender and assemble a real smoothie.

The Blender of Love we did last night put my body into a tizzy.

Blender of Love by blenderboy1223 October 31, 2009

Blender on

One's blender is not off.

Oh shit, I left my blender on!

Blender on by BlenderRunner July 19, 2015

I think I might have left the blender turned on 

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

I think I might have left the blender turned on by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011

One Eyed Blender 

1. (v) When a man does a backflip off the back of a boat and his crotch is shredded as he comes down onto the propeller.

1. (v) when a mans penis and or nutsack is shredded by a boat propeller.

Jimmy's going to have to get a wooden pirate cock after that one eyed blender he gave himself

One Eyed Blender by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006