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Black 'un 

To go out to the pub or a restaurant directly from work on site without washing and changing clothes first. This may mean that you stand out from the crowd in your snickers workwear, high-vis vest and safety boots. Not usually advisable unless you dont mind looking like a total twat.
Engineer 1: "Lads, it's 19:45 - we need to wrap this shit up and get some dinner. Will we go back to the hotel and meet up in the bar?"

Engineer 2: "OK, but let's go out on a black 'un - I can't be arsed to go back and get ready to go out".
Black 'un by PB1 April 30, 2008
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black underwear 

A type of lingerie that is really better off sitting on the ground. Usually indicates the wearer's desire for sex.
I want sex tonight, so I shall wear black underwear.
black underwear by Me! June 15, 2004

Black Unicorn

A man who has it all but very hard to find. African American man, educated, great job, a house, money in the bank, attractive with no kids, ready for marriage.
I met a man last night who is of my dreams, he has everything a person could want in a man, he is the Black Unicorn.
Black Unicorn by ThaChameleonMix December 8, 2017

black uniform syndrome 

the amazing transformation that comes over someone that works in law enforcement/securtiy. It occurs simultaneously with the donning of the uniform. The wearer instantly feels invincible and develops a "Im Superior" attitude.
Suzie-- honey your sooo nice to me, buying me all those flowers for my birthday.

Jeremiah--awww honey, your welcome

(gets dressed in his black uniform)

Suzie-- Have a safe nite, i love you!

Jeremiah-- Watever woman! When i get home you better be in the kitchen, making me some pie! Because Im the MAN!

Suzie--(muttering) damn black uniform syndrome

Black underwear 

Means the person wearing them is definitely DTF
Man: Oh I see you're in black underwear.

Woman: Yes I wanted some penis

Black unicorn

Peter Rausch's penis. Its so small that you'll never see it. Just like you'll never see a black unicorn. all are make believe but they are almost always white. :)
Ashley: hey have you seen peters penis??!!

Me: no silly. its a black unicorn, remember?

Ashley: oh...right. my bad.
Black unicorn by Leo&Satan:) October 31, 2011

black uno reverse card 

It is when you’re black or a transfer student from an HBCU who transfers to a PWI! Employers preferred a white institution over a black one on your resume!

When you date a black chick and then regret dating her! Then date a different race of women who you refer to as your trophy wife or hoe!
1. I got hazed by the black frat brothers I need to pull a black uno reverse card!

2.

This black woman crazy I better black uno reverse card her for a fine Filipina wife or hoe!