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used when someone pisses you off and you have no comeback or dont know how to describe a lame who is being a lame to the 10th power
man that nigga is being a real birdrat right now
birdrat by Big-Liek July 2, 2009

mississippi birdbath 

Filling a southern girl's mouth with Kool aid, making her get on her knees with her mouth open while you dip your balls in it.
My balls were super hot last night so my girl let me give them a Mississippi birdbath.
mississippi birdbath by C-Lo Diggity February 12, 2008

the birdcatcher

object of obsessive envy. loquacious, very talkative or full of trivial conversation; articulate means expressing yourself easily or characterized by clear expressive language.
He speaks mellifluously like the birdcatcher.
A ketamine addicted low life who robs their friends, doesn't pay back their debts, and acts like everyone owes them something.
Wow Travis got you for $400? He got me for a few grand, he really is a Birdcat!
Birdcat by Entropic0blivion August 22, 2022

birdtation 

when a person's speech comes out in nonsensical phrases. for comedic purposes, it is preferred that the person is just momentarily inarticulate rather than having a serious medical issue.
they laughed for hours at Jake Benson's Autotune Remix of Serene Branson's on-air meltdown but their souls were saved when it was discovered that she was not having a stroke but rather a migraine-related birdtation.

Maureen: "dammie when poopoo."
Robbie: "haha, birdtation!"
Anthony: "yeah, dummy. stupid dog."
birdtation by toyMasulina March 17, 2011

golden birdbath 

When one partner urinates into the other partner's oral cavity, who then waits in a statuesque pose for a bird to come bathe in their urine filled mouth.
"It is such a nice day outside, why don't we put on that Wham CD and I'll give you a golden birdbath"
golden birdbath by brostito May 4, 2009