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Berkeypile 

A typically angry person who hates you, black people, and basically anyone who isn't himself. Has a strong affinity towards pentagrams. Also known to be straightedge and carry a knife and/or gun. Commonly enjoys brutality, and has an unnatural ability to find random, obscene images using google image search. Especially enjoys finding outstanding examples of African-American culture.

Typical behavior usually includes avoidance of ever doing laundry, wearing clothes that are far too small, and being generally abusive towards anyone and anything. Also rumored to be a sub-par gamer. Can sometimes be seen wearing a grill featuring the Star of David. Behavior strongly influenced by Chingy, Bubb Rubb and Lil Sis, Where Da Gol At, and Nazi Germany.

Musical taste generally includes hardcore, R. Kelly, Kelly Clarkson, Miss Peaches, David Bowie, Hebrew Crunk, and Trick Daddy, among others.

Common catch phrases include the following:
"You don't know me!"
"Yo, I know skunks."
"You're so drunk."
"Fuck you."
Person 1: "Man, what is that guy's problem?"
Person 2: "Don't mind him, it's just Berkeypile."

Marshall: "Hey Berkeypile, what's goin on?"
Berkeypile: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM."

"Berkeypile was supposed to come over tonight, but he decided to stay home when he heard Jon was going to be here, too."

"Berkeypile is the man."
Berkeypile by Ethnic Cleansing November 1, 2007
Related Words
You're being a real Berkey right now
Berkey by Jeff Kaplam September 2, 2021

The Berkey Effect 

The aftermath of a traumatic, dark leader. His toxicity is lingering even long after he has gone.
Hey Susan, it looks like we are still suffering from "The Berkey Effect" here at work. Things are still screwed up after he left.
The Berkey Effect by UrbanHobbit November 6, 2019
dance where people let their bodies go completely limp and make themselves look like zombies
Teach me how to berney, teach me teach me how to berney
A benkey is a type of bank that instead of keeping you money safe they take it all from you and never give it back
Mathew: i cant belive you work at a benkey

James:yeah well i make more money than you

Mathew: yeah by stealing it
benkey by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020

Berkey Flip 

Describes a person belonging to the Conservative Mennonite church.These people land somewhere between Amish and regular folks. They generally want to come across as better than Amish,but sure do a poor job of it. Spend their lives worrying about what the neighbors think.
He tries to come acoss like he is so "with it" but he won't let his wife wear slacks. Stupid Berkey Flip!
Berkey Flip by junebug December 2, 2003