Bergasm 

(noun.) experienced when one feels his phone vibrate in his pocket, pulls it out to check his new message, only to realize that he felt a phantom vibration and no one was actually trying to reach him. Bergasms are especially intensified when one is bored or feeling lonely and has a strong desire to talk to someone. When the bergasm is experienced, a state of euphoria consumes the desperate person only to end with an anti-climactic lack of a new text message.

Bergasm Man i was so bored yesterday and thought i my girl was calling me, but sadly it was only a bergasm. what a bummer.

Bergasm by the urbster September 15, 2010

Burgasm 

A burger so good, so delicious, so mouth watering that you get an orgasm from eating it.

Jim: OHHHH
Hal: Jim why are your pants wet?

Jim: I just had a burgasm, that was amazing!
Hal: this burger must be good lemme try (bites burger) OHHHHHH I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN BRO

Burgasm by uvogin December 26, 2021

bedgasm 

A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience.

It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.

bedgasm by tagz December 9, 2008

Mr. Bergamato 

the living embodyment of diabettes. might as well be deaf, not a single person has ever liked him, the worst music teacher ever. the greatest mega thot to ever be a thot.

Mr. Bergamato is a thot

Mr. Bergamato by Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad December 12, 2018

Burgasm 

A burger-related orgasm.


After eating a burger and experiencing absolute satisfaction.

Laura - "Omg, I just had a burgasm after that McDonalds"

Sarah - "That tasted so good I almost burgasmed"

Burgasm by nothingquitelikeamcdonalds March 23, 2009

Burgasm 

Burgasm

1) The feelings of sheer elation from experiencing what might be the best burger you have ever had in your life.

2) Enjoying a burger from what might be the mecca of all burger places.

hey you guys know i have been in search of the best burger in the D.C. Wandered over to Rogue States burger company and had one of their "No Burger No Cry" burgers. The burger was so juicy and delicious. I had a Burgasm.

Burgasm by Phillip Pino March 18, 2010

Burgasm 

When you eat a hamburger/cheeseburger that is so good you practically have an orgasm.

That new Wendy's burger was so good I had a Burgasm.

Burgasm by UncleFrank December 16, 2008