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A benyon is where a person has a calamitous and hilarious clumsy moment, where one or several items are dropped and/or smashed.
Went in to the kitchen and dropped the plates everywhere; had a right Benyon
Benyon by BobBill91 February 7, 2020

Benyon'd 

To be benyon'd is to be absolutely fuckin' wankered!
Alan- Did you Les last night?
Dan- Nah mate.
Sherriden- He was benyon'd!
Leslie- blurrgh!!!
Benyon'd by Benyon'd November 21, 2012

The Benyon ; Benyoned

When you Fuck with someone's self esteem really bad.Sometimes it is to the point that you degrade them enough that the individual becomes suicidal.
Man, I got the Benyon treatment because I forgot to run that order the right way! Even worse, I talked back to the Plant Supervisor and was Benyoned again!

mendel bension 

A non binary Jesus duck that has a big dick and will steal your woman
Oh no it's a mendel bension he's gonna steal all the woman run
mendel bension by The lord Jesus November 21, 2021

Norma Bennion 

The Queen
T-Unit love her
and hav all had her
apart from fatboi bennion her son!

I want 2 stick ma sex wee inside her!!!
She makes T-Unit do a sex wee!!!
and most otha ppl "dirty bitch"
Norma Bennion by T-UNIT April 26, 2004
British celebrity that cannot ever decide between pasty or pie
Them: There’s Bennion!
Me: Pasty or pie???
Them: Hmmmmmm
Bennion by Mrs Lee August 6, 2019