The act of rubbing your back against the edge of a wall to relieve tension and pain. It's a well known fact that violating your home's jagged edges relieves stress, improves posture, and alleviates
depression. Studies have also shown that regular backsterbation increases
sexual pleasure and rekindles lackluster
relationships. Common side effects include missing socks and blindness.
Daniel: Hey, bro. Could you give me a massage?
Noah: Nah, b. I'm
in the middle of an intense game of
Starcraft 2.
Daniel: Aw, man. I guess I'll
just have to resort to backsterbation again.