Bation 

The result of masturbation/bating.

Fuck, I covered suzy in bation!

Bation by Skeet Bation April 16, 2005

Bation Station 

The area of your house that is set up stricly for masterbation. Can include but not limited to: computer, chair, towel.

don't worry about that closet, that's just my bation station.

Bation Station by qwik5 October 22, 2010

Convo-bation 

When a person engages in a self gratifying debate, conversation or argument to merely hear themselves talk regardless of the other person's input, responses or replies.

Once Joe started convo-bating about politics, I just zoned out!
Listening to the convo-bation in the hall was rather disturbing, I could hear the pleasure in his voice as he ranted about nothing.

Convo-bation by fortheluvofpete2 May 17, 2010

master of bation 

Master of Bation is a graduate degree in whacking it.

The Ivy League for Masters of Bation are the whorehouses of Nevada.

"Did you hear Bobbi got her Master of Bation?" asked Betti.

"Ooh cool!" squealed Debbi. "What did she do for her exam?"

"She jacked off an entire football team, and then finished off with a handstand and a backspring," said Betti.

master of bation by scodder July 9, 2010

dish soap-bation 

The act of pouring dish soap into a zip-lock bag, then a male will pull out his penis and fuck the soap (Chafing may occur).

That kid just went to the bathroom and got himself some dish soap-bation

dish soap-bation by Langtsonator November 21, 2010

masterly bation 

Masterly bation is where a servant whacks off his master.

"I say, Jenkins," said Master Dobbs, "I believe it's time for some masterly bation."

"Certainly, sir" said Jenkins. "The white gloves?"

"Of course," said Master Dobbs indignantly as he unbuttoned his trousers, "were you brought up in a barn?"

masterly bation by scodder May 20, 2010

masterful bation 

Masterful bation is masturbation which displays creativity and expertise.

When Cyril shot his wad through a flaming hoop ten feet away, Claudia was totally impressed with his masterful bation.

They were wed soon after.

masterful bation by scodder May 9, 2010