A phrase popularised by esteemed
philosopher, James Vardé in his 1903 paper, 'Net six and chill'.
Scholars have since debated its
intended meaning. Leading theories suggest it describes a situation in which verbalising
disparaging, ill-formed statements could result in one being assassinated via a firearm.
Person A: Why did you get this?
Person B: You told me to pick it up from the store.
Person A: I didn't say Chili Beef...
Person B: Yeah you did
Person A: I said wanted a
Bombay Bad Boy you nonce!
Person B: Watch your language! Well, I definitely heard Chili Beef. And
what does it matter, you like Chili Beef anyway. And can you please take that hoodie off and put it
in the wash.
*Person A shoots Person B*
Person B: What on earth did you do?!
Person A: You lied, I never said Chili Beef
Person B: So you shot your own mother?!
Person A: Chat shit get banged
Person B: For god's sake. Call 999 please.
Person A: Fine. By the way, did you bring any vodka?
Person B: Yes, it's in the car
Person A: Good, I'm throwing a party tonight
Person B: Are you going to invite Charlie?
Person A: Of course I am ffs. Ambulance said they'll be 10 mins.
