Balkans

A region in Southeast Europe where everyone hates each other.

Greece hates turkey and vice versa

Serbia hates turkey and vice versa
Greece hates Albania

Greece hates skopia and vice versa
Serbia hates Croatia and vice versa
Bulgaria hates turkey and vice versa
No one likes Slovenia and no one considers it Balkan.

Those Balkans are fucking crazy

Balkans by not a guy named Andreas December 14, 2019

balkans

The Balkans is another way to describe southeast Europe. The region has a combined area of 728,000 km² and a population of around 53 million.The region's name comes from the Balkan mountains which run through the centre of Bulgaria into eastern Serbia.

The region's principal nationalities in the balkans are:
Greeks 11.5 million
Turks 9.2 million (European part of Turkey, Istanbul)
Serbs and Montenegrins 8.9 million
Bulgarians 7 million
Albanians 6 million (2 million of them living in Kosovo, Serbia)
Croats 4.5 million
Bosnians 2.4 million
Macedonians 1.4 million

balkans by Dragan December 28, 2005

balkans

(Turkish or Persian, n.) The Balkans is geopolitical region that is within southeastern Europe. Within the region's several countries, there is a total of 55,000,000 people (if we are counting the Greek Islands), or 32,000,000 people within the region's peninsula.

The term "balkans" originally came from the Persian "balk", which means mud, and the Turkish suffix "kan" which is a swampy forest. However, in modern Turkish, the word "balkan" means "a chain of wooded mountains".

A home to a wide variety of cultures, countries, and consistently useless and pointless wars, the region is well known for its exportation of competent individuals with slightly nationalistic tendencies, exceptionally strong liquor, (apparently) good wine, very tasty but fat-inducing cuisinery, gästarbeiters for Western countries, and the term known as "balkanization", which is a pejorative term for the fragmentation of a larger region or state into smaller regions or states that are often hostile or uncooperative with each other because of pointless differences.

The region contains the Adriatic, Ionian, Aegean, and Mediterranean seas, the Dinaric and Albanian Alps, and certain places that are either popular with tourists or underrated. The highest peak in the Balkans is Mt. Musala, and the Balkans is home to various amounts of flora and fauna.

yeah, no matter how much i don't want to admit it because it's a piece of shit, i'm from the balkans

balkans by ImNotTheOxfordDictionary July 19, 2021

Balkans

The balkan region is a name for southeast europe where everyone hates eachother. Greece hates turkey, Serbia hates Slovakia etc. But the most hated country is Croatia, nobody likes them Croatians. Overall not a very smart people with the average iq of 82.

Serbia: I hate croatia
Greece: Me too
Man we Balkans hate eachother

Balkans by Parefl0w April 4, 2020

Balkans

The shithole of the earth located in the balkan peninsula in south eastern Europe

you're going to the balkans

NooNOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Balkans by athinistan July 6, 2021

Balkans

Southeast european territory where everyone hates eachother and together they hate turks.

"That dude's crazy-"
"Don't worry, he's probably from the Balkans."

Balkans by k0tinka February 28, 2022

Balkans

If your from the balkans u get to much pussy

And nothing scares you. You scars them

If your from the balkans u get to much pussy

And nothing scares you. You scars them

Balkans by Albizk24 May 28, 2022