Bag-slapped 

When you're driving down the road you kick up a plastic bag and it slaps the front of the vehicle behind you

Jerk off was tailgating me so I bag-slapped em

Bag-slapped by Crashnaz October 2, 2020

dutch bag slapper 

This is a rare phenomenon, which can happen when a turd is so solid it stands up straight, only to collapse, hit the balls and destroy everything in it's path.

As a fellow Dutchman I can say that these toilets are notoriously known for causing so called 'dutch bag-slappers"
dutch bag slapper

dutch bag slapper by bag slapper April 2, 2023

bag-slapper 

Massive turd that, once the toilet is flushed, stands up slapping your butt cheeks and scrotum while it goes down, destroying everything in its path

"I took a massive bag-slapper the other day, you just don't hate when it happens?"

bag-slapper by pseudoanonsecret February 14, 2022

bag slapper 

1)One who slaps his bag at work. 2)AKA:Ray Klapper

Bag slapper really knows how to fuck off at work.

bag slapper by Jabber September 14, 2003

Dutch Bag Slapper

When you drop a turd so fat that it snacks your balls when it falls.

I just dropped a fat dutch bag slapper bro.

Dutch Bag Slapper by guyw88wejbdd January 28, 2026

Bigslappedrudeness

A person who aspires to be a Valdameer

Pfff, your not a Valdameer your a Bigslappedrudeness

Bigslappedrudeness by Valdy December 12, 2004

bigslappedrudeness

The relief one feels when one doesn't have a reeghno

After checking one does not have a reeghno one feels bigslappedrudeness

bigslappedrudeness by Evil Rhi December 12, 2004