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Baby Brain 

A coworker who gets pregnant, and then for the next nine months you can't have a conversation with her that doesn't involve the fact that she is pregnant. Bonus for the ultrasounds pasted in her workspace, and the coworkers who fawn over the cuteness of said blob in In Utero.
Oh my god, I just just got back for my gyno, and look at these pictures!

/She has Baby Brain
Baby Brain by Allen Watts March 4, 2009
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Baby brain 

When your intelligence goes from a high IQ. To an absolute vegetable
Hey what did you do today.

Just some house work I hung out the dishes on the washing line and vacuumed the driveway. Opps I had baby brain
Baby brain by Te-realiest November 20, 2020

Baby Brain 

What a self-entitled and failed actress with aspirations to be this century’s Princess Grace calls the future queen of England et al, who has forgotten more about clothes and style than ever was written in fashion magazines, when said fashionista pointed out flaws in her daughter’s flower-girl dress which the ham disagreed with. As reported by the mummer’s husband, whose DNA results are a State secret, in his expose that nobody but journalists will read and in doing so spat the dummy thereby proving he is the one who has one.
"You're wrong! Your hormones stop you thinking. You have BABY BRAINS...And I'm more beautiful."
Baby Brain by M-A G January 5, 2023

Baby Brain 

1. An uniformed voter who simply votes for the politician who promises to redistribute the most wealth.

2. There is one undeniable truth, Children will Always give you a Liberal answer to a political questions.

-Hence Baby Brain-
Derrick: Hey man, why on earth are all of these people in love with Obama. Don't they know he is going to increase taxes and hurt the economy?

Chase: Yeah but he keeps promising to buy them stuff with all that stolen wealth!

Lauren: Just a bunch of baby brains...
Baby Brain by Rooster Veno February 1, 2013

baby brain 

As a noun, a type of brain that acts like a baby, either because its a baby or because it is teenager or adult but easily distracted, impulsive or rapidly changeable in mood.

As an adjective (baby-brained), a immature person with a baby brain.
The president's baby brain embarrassed the country once again by confusing three unrelated policy notions during his press conference with the visiting prime minister.
baby brain by davelat September 3, 2025

brain baby

An epiphany of thought. When someone suddenly has a brilliant idea.
brain baby by Volcanis August 22, 2011

baby bitch brain

"you have baby bitch brain"
baby bitch brain by babybech April 12, 2019