Assbar

A common abbreviation for All Star Batman and Robin. The title of the book abbreviates to ASBAR, which was changed by readers to ASSBAR, as the quality of the book was far below expectations from a Batman book, especially a Batman book written by Frank Miller.

"What would you say is the worst comic book ever written?"
"Oh man, ASSBAR is easily the worst thing ever written."
"At least it gave us The Goddamn Batman."

Assbar by doublechris April 14, 2010

AssEar 

End result of wearing huge earrings which leaves large holes in the ear. Fixing the holes results in stitches that leave a scar that looks like an A-Hole.

Yo Michelle, Those earrings the size of a Double Stuff Oreo are going to give you AssEar

AssEar by Michelle1965 October 14, 2019

Assbath 

ASSBATH-"When your hemmoroids get so flared after a bowel movement you have to take a warm gentle bath to cool your rim"

SAM- "Damn I just dropped a loaf so big it felt like giving birth to a turd demon! I'm gonna have to take an assbath to remedy the situation"

Assbath by Fasteddie666 October 12, 2019

Assgard 

The utopia of asses. The one land all ass-warriors strive for when their time comes to an end. Only glory and butts await for the brave and bold in this golden heaven.

"He fell unconscious after touching such perfect ass. He knew that after such experience he could only await death, and hoped that he was worthy of ascending to Assgard with full honours."

Assgard by Jefedin January 5, 2014

Asscard 

The anal equivalent of a "VCard". One keeps their Asscard until penetrated anally.

"So last night during sex, Jim took my asscard by sticking his fingers inside my anus"

Asscard by WindowDominos March 7, 2010

sucks to your assmar 

A phrase uttered to an inferior ally, just before you switch teams/abandon them. Originally from "Lord of the Flies" in reference to the fat kid piggy, and his asthma, which was always slowing him down.

Jim:"I don't think I can make it George, you'll have to carry me to safety"
George:"Sucks to your assmar. You're on your own!"

sucks to your assmar by spacecowboy November 18, 2003

Assbasket 

A person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment and reason and with complete disregard for society.

Who is this assbasket that took up 2 spots with his Hyundai.

Assbasket by Victor Stracci May 31, 2007