Ass Matic 

When da booty so fine you have an asthma attack

"Hey bro did you see Katie?"
"Yeah it made me ass matic"

Ass Matic by The scrublord April 5, 2016

Ass Matic 

When da booty so fine you get an asthma attack

"Bro did you see Katie"
"Yeah she made me Ass Matic"

Ass Matic by The scrublord April 5, 2016

ass magician 

he who is gifted in dropping atomic ass bombs and getting away with it for a few moments by sneezing or coughing. then of course he is left to suffer in his stinky aura.

Guy: *cough* *cough*
Dude: (after a few seconds) what the hell???
Guy: Success! you didnt even hear me do it!
Dude: ....you Ass Magician.......

ass magician by TrippleWhopper November 26, 2007

Ass Magic

When you are having sex with someone who does not like it anal. You wait until it is nice a juicy and magically slip your dick into her ass and make her cum all over the place!!!

My girlfriend was a prude until I slipped her some ass magic and now she is an anal slut.

Ass Magic by DaddyJackson September 10, 2004

Ass Magic

The art of pulling a solution to a problem, money, or a much needed object, etc. or lawsuit from out of nowhere to save or ruin the day. (Like your ass.) This can be used for good or evil purposes.

There must have been some old ass magic in that hat of his he found, because it kept him from melting into a puddle of yellow snow, and he continued to dance year round. (As he set fire to the children. Which he is now suing for the damage their burning corpses made to his dry cleaning.)

Ass Magic by Dr. Spank September 2, 2012

Ass magician 

Someone who, thanks to magic, is able to stuff his own dick in his ass

I just went to the ass magician. It was pretty awesome

Ass magician by Chad_maisvikkel May 18, 2018

magic ass pants 

Lululemon yoga pants. Gives almost every girl who wears them a great ass.

Check out her ass... she is wearing magic ass pants!

magic ass pants by me123456789 December 28, 2008