Anticerection 

When a male gets an erection from anticipating some sort of sexual stimulation. Quite the opposite of derection.

Fred: So this chick was talking about giving me a BJ while we were making out.

Joe: Did you get an anticerection?

Fred: Yeah, man I was sure she'd notice.

Joe: That would've sucked.

Anticerection by The Goon Platoon May 13, 2009

anticiperection 

(noun): An erection resulting from anticipation of a future sexual encounter.

Coined by the FX Network Original "The League."

"He gets a boner when he's scared!"

"I wasn't scared, man, I'm seeing a girl later--this is just an anticiperection."

anticiperection by Audiopheliac November 6, 2010

anticiprection 

When an erection arises out of anticipation of a lit event in the near future.

I had an anticiprection before the party.

anticiprection by Koz daddy March 22, 2017

Antirection 

The opposite of an erection, this happens when you are so unattracted that your penis actually gets smaller.

Holy shit dude, that bitch just gave me an Antirection!

Antirection by Riley zor October 14, 2008

anticiperection 

a pre boner to a forthcoming boneriffic event.

"I'm so pumped for Saturday im getting an anticiperection.

anticiperection by mshock95 December 20, 2010

anticiperection 

When you get a boner in anticipation of a good night or seeing a girl

wtf is that! we haven't even stepped foot in the club yet

ah shit i got an anticiperection

anticiperection by Imadogg November 7, 2010

Anticiperection 

Getting an erection from anticipating what you plan on doing with somebody in the near future. This was referenced on 11/4/10 episode of The League.

"I wasn't scared. I just...I'm going to see a girl and I have an anticiperection."-- Kevin from the League

Anticiperection by Clark Cunt November 6, 2010