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amishmidget 

A short Amish guy that when playing online games thinks "Overwatch" is sitting back and watching his teammates die. Says he just went 20-3 when he is alone but 3-28 when you are in the party. Will kill a teammate to take his loot. Calls his teammates idiots. Nothing is ever his fault...PERIOD.

Often smells like peanut butter and dog farts!

Has a fantasy involving Eeyore.

Has a secret friend we will call "Gaz" that he sends and receives "pictures" with.

Loses at the game of "KIDS GO TO BED" every night.

Drinks Zimas and plays the Phil Collins drum solo to be happy.

Favorite phrase "Yes Dear"

Other name: Amisha
I played with an Amishmidget last night online.
amishmidget by Yodabrew December 2, 2019
Related Words

Amish Moon Butter 

When you piss into someone’s asshole and put your dick in and twist around.
Bro, I just tried Amish Moon Butter with my girl last night! That shit was crazy!

Amish Moon Butter 

The process of churning piss with your dick, in the ass of Amish-folk.

**Courtesy of GOONS**
Jebediah gave Mary Beth the ol' Amish Moon Butter after last night's sermon.

Amish Whip 

Slang for a tricycle, as defined by YouTube musician DØVYDAS.
I pull up gently in my Amish Whip
Versace diamonds on my Walmart drip
Amish Whip by Joe Cool EST. 1994 December 21, 2020
A sweet, kind, loving person with a heart of gold. She gets hurt easily, but is always ready to forgive and forget. Her smile and laugh are infectious. She's as crazy as those she hangs with ;> and we love every minute of her company.
Everyone needs their very own Amisha.
Amisha by VA's Queen of Hearts February 23, 2009

amish paradise 

Lyrics from Amish Paradise:

...A local boy kicked me in the butt last week, i just smiled at him and i turned the other cheek, i really don't care in dact i wish him well, 'cause i'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell!...
amish paradise by BObo D. HObo July 25, 2004