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Princess Leia's home planet

The Jedi Triumverate of Indiana Jones, Jones Juice, and Dr. Benjamin Spock decided to blow the fucking planet for 2 reasons: 1) the fuck of it 2) They were way to Red Bellied Warblers on it.
Grand Moff Tarquin has a big big big big big big big big fucking cock.
Alderon by T Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004
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Alderon J Smythe 

Alderon is the most stunning! The biggest sweetheart in the entire world and he'll make a nice comfy spot in your heart. One would desire to gaze into his shiny forest green brown eyes the whole day long. No matter what time of the day it is, he always makes your heart pound with happiness. Super company, super adorable, super sweetie, superman reinvented:) So caring and kind, he will be able to read your inner most feelings - MAGICAL. He'll truly make you smile every time you see him. Alderon is AMAZING. love you Alderon.
Alderon J Smythe... gosh you're something so so special, gorgeous one. k3ve you heaps :)

aderonke 

Aderonke is a beautiful Yoruba name..
Mostly light skinned and sometimes dark skinned but gorgeous in any way
Aderonke is a princess who is sweet, kind, smart, goofy, intelligent, mostly slim in stature,beautiful and an amazing friend to have. She has a running mouth she can’t sometimes control.she has a breath taking smile

She can be a little spoiled at times but doesn't Bragg...she’s bold and strong with a loving heart..
Aderonke is her mother’s pride
Get yourself a Aderonke.
aderonke by Aderonke001 September 16, 2018
A really caring and kind person who always looks out for everyone else !
That person is so caring and loving that they must be an Aleron
Aleron by Xnxx November 23, 2021

Mr. Alderton 

A really annoying vice principal at Mayfield Secondary School in Caledon, Ontario. A man who seems to think he can turn the school into a military academy and overrun the actual principal. The reincarnation of the worst man ever in existence: Hitler. Pushes rules too much by putting up "No Cell-Phone" signs every metre in the halls and classes, and no smoking signs everywhere on the outside of the school. Along with punishing people who are late for class by sending them to the office, therefore, not going to class at all.

Also, a man who has greasy, orange skin, and probably wears a toupee because, honestly, no ones hair is naturally that ugly. Looks like he could be on the 30th year reunion of Jersey Shore as one of the characters, because that's how fake he looks!
Did you see Mr. Alderton at school today? Honestly, he acts just like Hitler!
Mr. Alderton by NoMoreAlderton December 11, 2010

the lauren alderton 

when a woman teases and uses men to do there bidding.
miss alderton used the lauren alderton to get karl chisnal horny in order to get a free drink

miss alderton used the lauren alderton to make her boyfriend buy her a trip to london.
the lauren alderton by eye-pod August 18, 2010