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A person from Alabama. Also, anything that is backwards and uneducated, like the state of Alabama itself. Alabamans suck primarily because they lack education in the three Rs: readn' riten' and rithmatic. Coincidentally, Alabamans decided that riten and rithmatic were to be spelled without the letter "W."
Cletus rarely wears shirts without grease stains and his own hillbilly name on it. He also practices domestic abuse. He must be a an Alabaman.
Alabaman by Zacheryy December 14, 2006

Alabaman Sandwich 

Sexual move, where the uncle and father double penetrate the girl that has to be below 12 years of age. It is common in and around the Alabama area.
Girl: Hi Uncle
Uncle: Give me your asshole
Dad: Give me that pussy bitch
*Do the Alabaman Sandwich*
Alabaman Sandwich by Elmon11 November 14, 2018

Alabaman Tractor 

fucking your sister and cousin ferociously while you sit on your cousin's back in a crawling position with your sister keeping her legs crossed behind your back to keep a steady hold on you while you fuck her
"damn did you hear about that guy that fucked his sister and cousin?"

"yeah they did the alabaman tractor."
Alabaman Tractor by Iyahxsisive November 7, 2020

Alabaman oliver 

When you go to fuck your mates girlfriend but he doesn’t have one, so you fuck his sister instead
Bloke1: Bro did you hear about ben?
Bloke2: Nah man what happened?
Bloke1: Tried to fuck my Misso but I don’t have one
Bloke2: Yeah?
Bloke1: So he fucked my sister!
Bloke2: Ah classic Alabaman Oliver
Alabaman oliver by Dappleface April 12, 2022

Alabaman Mud Cracker 

The Alabaman Mud Cracker is when you or your partner proceeds to shit on a cracker and feed it to you or him/her.
Man!That Alabaman Mud Cracker was delicious last night!

Alabaman Wood Chipper 

The act of placing saw dust into your urethra, leaving it in and drinking lots of water, when you cannot hold it in anymore, you proceed to urinate the saw dust away
Yo, I DT class was so boring, I decided to do the Alabaman Wood Chipper! Kinda hurt though and I cant stop pissing blood

Alabaman Horseride 

Riding a sibling who has a dick bigger than 9 inches.
Me and my brother did the alabaman horseride yesterday.