A Castro

When a dog walks around the house with a dehydrated cat shit in its mouth that it has retrieved from the kitty litter box - Making the dog look like Fidel Castro with a cigar in his mouth.

Wow Fido’s pulling a Castro with that cat shit in his mouth!

A Castro by dswannie December 20, 2020

Pull A Castro 

When you pluck one of someone's pubes without them knowing, for one reason or another. (Popularized by the NBC show, My Name Is Earl.)

Guy 1-"Damn guy had to pull a Castro on me to get my DNA to test to see if I was his son's real father!"
Guy 2-"Ouch!"

Pull A Castro by Bob Cheezy May 14, 2009

Pull A Castro 

To secretly obtain information

Pull A Castro. Darnel (after plucking hairs from Little Chubby through the toilet plumbing): "I had to do the same thing to Castro. This was a walk in the park compared to that."

Little Chubby (seeing the missing hairs): "(the) bastard pulled a Castro on me!"

Pull A Castro by Sluffy1 February 18, 2015

pull a castro 

to buy something really stupid at a really expensive price

Friend: How much was that solid white sweatshirt?
Other friend: $200
Friend: Dude! You totally pull a castro!

pull a castro by themostamazingpersonitw123456 March 31, 2017

fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich 

1. An Overly hairy vagina with large, brownish, floppy labia.
(Think Arby's Roast Beef) Refers to Cuban leader, Fidel Castro, who has thick, coarse beard. Like most beards, could be mistaken for pubic hair.

2. Fidel Castro, leader of Cuba, feasting on a sandwich of roast beef.

1. "Damn, that girl last night had a crazy pussy. It looked like fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich."

2. "I saw that Fidel Castro at Arby's eating roast beef. What a cool guy."

fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich by smitty984 March 19, 2007

Exe-a-Acosta-Balart-Castro-Diaz-a-Exe 

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Exe-a-Acosta-Balart-Castro-Diaz-a-Exe

Exe-a-Acosta-Balart-Castro-Diaz-a-Exe by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

A Castor and Schoen 

A not-ready-for-prime-time legal duo who damages the client more than they help. Also known to read poems to the jurists of a trial.

Why the hell did I hire a Castor and Schoen!? They make Giuliani look like a legal eagle. Should have went with the public def. Ughf!

A Castor and Schoen by Sparktorious D.O.G. February 9, 2021