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Dick in a Blender

A truly painful experience that still may be preferred over the proposed task, activity, action, etc.
Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go hang out at Bill's?
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*

stick that shit in a blender 

A phrase used to express the simplification of complex problem into something more manageable.
-"AHH!! I have a 30 page paper due tomorrow AND it's my mom's birthday!"

-"Dude... stick that shit in a blender - just write the paper about your mom and send her a copy."

Balls in a Blender 

Highly stressful situation at work that could potentially result in your being fired. This may or may not be a result of your own actions.
John: "If I don't get this deal to close by the end of the month, I am going to lose my job!"

Brian: "Man, sounds like you really are balls in a blender."

Go fuck a Blender 

a way of showing extreme hatred of another individual, usually a guy, unless it is for a girl that has desided to change sex. Used best when the mood is a happy one yet your feelings towards the one you hate are not out in the open. perfect with evils
mark: im sorry. i didnt mean to run over your son twice. it wont happen again.

tom: Go fuck a blender
Go fuck a Blender by bibbidy bob October 26, 2008

frog in a blender 

At every wedding there is a guy dancing like a frog in a blender, usually the bride's father!

Shit in a blender 

A negative descriptive phrase used when encountering events of horrific proprotion. Applicable to movies, concerts, and other types of performances.
Justin: Hey, how was that concert last night?

Scott: Four year strong and some other crappy bands played. It all sounded like shit in a blender to me. I don't know what was worse; them or Garfield the movie
Shit in a blender by Key-Lime January 29, 2010