A Beasting 

A time on a Monday evening when a certain individual and his mother take off their clothes and put baked beans (must be heinz) up their Mothers anus and fart them into the mouth of the partner

Last night me and my dear mother had a beasting, it was a very pleasurable experience.

A Beasting by CheeseyCheese6969 May 22, 2015

a beating from the love truncheon 

to slap a woman roughly in the face with your penis. Works better with a massive penis.

Davidson quite regularly takes a beating from the love truncheon.

a beating from the love truncheon by S Hussein April 3, 2003

needs a beating 

v. Phrase; to express the desire to bludgeon a person or thing due to its annoying or undesirable nature

Bob-Dude, my brother shit in my oatmeal this morning.
Bill-WTF man? He needs a beating

or

Glenn Beck just needs a beating

needs a beating by Jyizzle024 March 12, 2010

fist-a-blasting 

Rapid and forceful, yet consensual, fisting in the anus.

1. Sarah's ass hurt after a long night of fist-a-blasting

2. Tommy gently drifted off to sleep, lulled by the far off sound of wind and fist-a-blasting from next door.

fist-a-blasting by Dick nuts February 16, 2014

ain't gonna take a beating lyin' down 

Someone is beating you in a video game, sport, or some sort of competition and you ain't gonna lose without a fight.

Micheal just went 5-6 in a game he ain't gonna take a beating lyin' down.

ain't gonna take a beating lyin' down by A_Person_Who_Plays_Games October 23, 2020

take a beating 

to be injured in a conflict

Man, you coutld really take a beating.

take a beating by The Return Of Light Joker October 23, 2007

a beating from the love truncheon 

to creep up on a girlfriend from behind and slap your cock off her cheek"

"if you beat me with your love truncheon again im never gonna suck it again"

a beating from the love truncheon by Anonymous December 12, 2006