Company that makes mp3 players that are
approximately 3456432575 better than iPods. The main advantages of which include:
-Removable battery. For when you need a new one.
-More than 5 minutes of battery life. For when you're away from your charger.
-Design that actually fits in your pocket. For when you need to go somewhere.
-Decent sound quality. For when the bus driver tunes into 96fm.
-Radio option. So you can catch the match.
-Colour scheme that doesn't make
you look like a complete yuppie. For when
you don't want your arse kicked for wasting stupid amounts of money on something that doesn't work.