socially awkward
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The Awkward Rock
Passed down from generation to generation, this legendary rock bestows its colossal powers of social ineptitude upon the lucky few. The Awkward Rock may neither be thrown nor tossed nor had fun with in any form... although several scholars argue that some fondling has occurred over the millennia. Some geologists have postulated that it came perhaps from space, however; more conventional theorists insist that this majestic rock was born of a Titan's sneeze, during the dawn of the world. Either way, none may argue the joy and fulfillment that the Awkward Rock has brought to countless people over the ages, at the comedic expense of the blessed few.
Sally could only look on in horror as Austin stumbled and bumbled over compliment and innuendo alike. No! She did not care that she reminded him of his night elf twink. No! She knew what Austin meant by having a cream-filled sausage feast.
...Yes deep down, Sally knew that something mysterious, something... awkward was afoot.
The Awkward Rock.
...Yes deep down, Sally knew that something mysterious, something... awkward was afoot.
The Awkward Rock.
The Awkward Rock by Ry'Hara January 2, 2009
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an awkward drunksation
The awkward moment in which you are forced to stop by a drunk individual/groups of alder ladies who get to close and to comfy with you there breath smelling like whatever they've been drinking. Because you feel rude you sit through an awkward drunksation for anywhere upto 3 hours listening in on what seems to make little to no sence at all.
Boyfreind- me and your auntie had an interesting talk last night........
girlfreind- o no what about?!!!! she didn't get you with an awkward drunksation did she !!!!!
girlfreind- o no what about?!!!! she didn't get you with an awkward drunksation did she !!!!!
an awkward drunksation by the man!!! steve hha November 29, 2010
cool-awkward
Braden Glebus.
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dude, braden is so cool-awkward
dude, braden is so cool-awkward
cool-awkward by i just lost the game. October 16, 2008
The Awkward Perverted Turtle
Much like it's counterpart "The Awkward Turtle", but you have your middle finger extended to make it look like a it has a penis.
Ivan: "Last night I walked in on my mom taking a shower and her tits were banging!"
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*
The Awkward Perverted Turtle by Painthetownfred February 2, 2010
seasonly awkward
when you don't know whether to wear shorts or sweatpants due to the awkward weather conditions and others' opinions. usually takes place in areas such as New York or New Jersey during April/early May, and no one quite knows the attire to wear. similar to socially awkward, but this is centered around the time of year and what people wear
Amanda's wearing leggings and Uggs, and Jen's wearing shorts and flip-flops. Its definitely that seasonly awkward time of the year.
seasonly awkward by mTeAlYaLnOiRe May 25, 2011