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twilightsucks.com 

A site devoted to the totally kick-ass people who know that Twilight isn't worth the paper it's printed on.
Fangirl: ZOMG DO YOU LIKK TOTULY LUVVV EDWARD CULLEN?
Anti: Nope. Actually I'm a member of twilightsucks.com
Fangirl: :-O UR JUST JELOUS CUZ EDWARD IS SOOO HAWT!!!!!

busted tailight 

Having sex with a woman with one leg.
John: So I was doing this chick and I kicked out her prosthetic!
Mike: Oh a busted tailight?
busted tailight by michael smego January 18, 2008

Twilightoholic 

someone who is so freakishly obsessed with Twilight it's sickening to people around her
"omg, emma's suck a twilightoholic, its messed
Twilightoholic by SUF1318 June 19, 2009

twizight 

It mean that something is "cool" or "tight" and could also mean that "i like you".
I think your twizight.
Thats soo twizight!
twizight by MissRawrz July 20, 2009
a book series, created by stephanie meyer, that describes a story of romance between a human and a sparkling FAIRY that keeps calling itself a vampire. to make true that past statement, the real description for a vampire is "an impure monster that feeds on the blood of the living to both, love forever and to hide its true monstrous form".....
twlight, has invaded the hearts and minds of salivating teenage girls by describing a some guy as a vampire.

the book also describes a werewolf character that breaks the codes of werewolfism. this "jacob" ,for some strange reason, has the ability to change into a wolf whenever he wants to and can control his actions in wolf form. i make the point that werewolves are FORCED to turn every full moon and slaughter everyone near by. so, jacob would kill bella.

there are plenty of other books to read that have pain, love, and writing genius. don't hang on to the mainstream book series. it has done away with past storytelling work, shaming authors like Bram Stoker and Ann Rice. if you wont romance, go to someone else, besides the monsters.
if you want real vampires and werewolves, watch the Wolfman remake and interview with the vampire. Twlight is a disgrace to the horror background.
twlight by the gentlemen thief January 1, 2010

Twifight 

This is an event that occurs when you refuse to bring your girlfriend to see a movie from the Twilight series.
Paul: Did you hear? Jack and Kim broke up because he refused to go see New Moon with her.

Danny: Yeah, all these twifights are driving me crazy.
Twifight by Tylenol123 December 3, 2009