Purple onion 

A vagina of African descent.

Jake: "hey man, I finally had sex with a black girl"
Chad: "so you finally got some purple onion?"
Jake: "what?"
Chad: "yea, man didnt you look down while you were getting it in?"

Purple onion by The real professor plum July 8, 2023

Tight Onion 

The tight ass of a hot chick. One you could bounce a quarter off.

"Hey guy, look at that tight onion." "Marcus loves tight onions he should check her out"

Tight Onion by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023

Tight Onion 

The tight ass of a hot chick. One you could bounce a quarter off.

"Hey guy, look at that tight onion." "Marcus loves tight onions he should check her out"

Tight Onion by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023

Long Onion 

Beautiful long onion that keeps to themselves and enjoys a good potato.

Long onion is kinda chonky

Long Onion by longbananacocaine May 25, 2023

boneless onion ring 

Boneless Onion Ring - A term created by a piece of shit former NSW cocksmoker named Matty (The War Economy/Thanatos Theory). Describing mixed camo patterns and his poor taste in combining them. Think of a kid at the soda fountain dumping everything into a cup.

Show me your boneless onion rings bro! You should never mix M82 with AOR2, that's gay. Use all the camo patterns and be gay like me.

boneless onion ring by YaBoyNotANig69 August 23, 2023

Spaghetti Onion 

An unnecessarily complex analogy illustrating the intricacies of solving complex problems.

Trying to figure out Medicare is like a spaghetti onion. It’s when you’re peeling the onion to reveal the spaghetti inside, only to get through all the spaghetti and to reveal more onion.

Spaghetti Onion by That girl 77 November 9, 2023

sad onion 

Slang for a child aged 0-3 years.

2-year-old child: WAAAAH!
Jacob: Go back to your mum, you sad onion.

sad onion by ThomasWithoutAQ October 28, 2024