Peter Parker Syndrome 

Someone who is totally over obessed with Spiderman memorabilia.

Oh My God, Kelly, did you see his bedroom??!? Eww, This guy totally has Peter Parker Syndrome! Lets get out of here!

Peter Parker Syndrome by WhalePunch27 July 20, 2009

sarah jessica parker 

sjp is fuckin gid.
she doesn't look like a horse. and she isn't ugly.

sarah jessica parker looks like a horse.

no she doesn't you wank

sarah jessica parker by jzshirra February 14, 2009

Gandalf Parker 

An ancient internet netizen who apparently was on the Net even before it became the Internet. He does have some netcred being sufficiently googable with tens of thousands of hits going back to the beginning of Epoch Time January 1, 1970. An ex Net Admin that is now just a Weeble Wobble White-hat Net-Junkie spending his e-life trying to hook a telecommute NetCop job.

If you google "Gandalf Parker" (with quotes) you discover that you actually DO have a life.

Gandalf Parker by AAGP February 3, 2010

Cody Parker 

Some fat emo poser kid who likes to act sohphisticated and can't read.

Cody just ignited his mattress and burned his house down killing his cat in the process!

Cody Parker by Alicia April 6, 2005

Hailey Parker 

Hailey Parker is a LESBION freak who likes to give girls massages and lay on top of them. She ALWAYS talks about boobs, even though she doesn't have any and they are con-caved. She is the MOST hypicritical person EVER and always has to have things her way. She probably fingers herself at night so she feels straight, just like the girl from black swan. She makes you watch movies about naked girls and gets mad when you want to change it. She also thinks guys are icky even though she is in 8th grade! If you know a hailey parker you should be scared for your life and run away!

hailey parker lesbion

Hailey Parker by bball171 October 27, 2011

bryce parker 

the cutest thing alive. very funny, attractive , and athletic.

bryce parker is really darn cute

bryce parker by ugllyyyyyyyyyyy February 4, 2015

Grant Parker 

A good looking amazing singer. A youtube star to be.

Grant Parker

Grant Parker by Kim43424 May 4, 2011