Chingchongity 

Noun of chingchongious

A word discriminating Asian

Sigma people are willing to make friends with Asian without caring about their chingchongity.

Chingchongity by A Chinese June 5, 2023

Quantum Caring 

When you feel bad for someone, but at the same time you couldn't care less about it.

Oh man, I was talking with this completely stupid mother. She asked me: "Would you know how she could make my four year old kid eat spinach?"

I told her: "Sure, just take a basic sope bar, without parfum or any other bad ingrediants. Cut the sope into smaller pieces and garnish it on a delicious sandwich. That he must eat. Afterwards he will like spinach."

And she actually believed me. But unfortunately for the kid, it had his stomach pumped out for eating too much sope. I was quantum caring about this situation.

Quantum Caring by DonglebeeBooboo Hard1 February 4, 2015

selective caring 

When a group of popular kids exclude unpopular kids from their caring/attention.

Bro, Jason's such a faggot. I think he and the other popular kids have selective caring.

selective caring by Neas_Rebel November 6, 2017

ooba chinga

A word defining a mess up or simply an oof. If you oof something, the longer term would be ooba chinga.

“I just completely failed that test.”
“Damn man. Ooba chinga!!”

ooba chinga by surfergal January 11, 2019

Tzu-Ching 

This woman is a very smart person. Who's always on top of things. However can be mistaken for a sneeze if their name is said out loud

Person A: "Tzu-ching!"
Person B: "Bless you"
Person A: "Oh, I didn't sneeze. I was calling Tzu-Ching"
Person C: "Hey, hi, hello. I'm Tzu-Ching"
Person B: "Oh."

Tzu-Ching by Not Tzu Ching March 1, 2020

Ka-Ching Ka-Chow 

The sound your phone makes when you get late Venmo money. Alternative definitions: the phrase your dad-bod boyfriend uses after sex.

*Ka-Ching Ka-Chow* “Oh wow, Grace must have finally payed me back”

Ka-Ching Ka-Chow by Natalie-bruhwiler-fanclub February 1, 2021

Flip Ching 

The perfect word for an akward silence. Also is funny for no reason. Good filler word. Say it like this: Fling chInG

Flip Ching! Flip Ching?

Flip Ching by InvestigatorSwag May 5, 2021