blanket 

a comfy ass thing that goes to heaven and lives a good life

girl:I LOVE BLANKETS
boy: ME TOO!

blanket by banags September 4, 2020

blanket sneeze 

To ejaculate unintentionally or unexpectedly onto a cloth or garment while either asleep or awake.

Instead of going home to my wife and children with the rent money, I went to a club and spent the money on a tranny stripper who made me blanket sneeze in my pants.

blanket sneeze by Tao lo ding October 22, 2020

blanket 

Basically another word for jank or repulsive.

That's blanket.
Bro, stop being blanket

blanket by no cap2 October 26, 2020

Blanket 

A veil of safety, maybe? Maybe a shield, to protect you from ghosts. Nobody really knows what it is, but all we know is that it protects you. It's also great at warming you.

I will protecc myself... with this BLANKET!!!!!!

Blanket by l a w n m o w e r November 9, 2020

blanket 

"blanket" is a word commonly used to refer to cats when they shit on your bed

e.g Jimmy: awww mann my cat is such a blanket
And Scene

blanket by fartybutthead January 2, 2021

Blanket 

Something you have on your bed, or that you use when you’re cold. A blanket keeps you warm or comfortable.

That’s blanket is so soft.

Blanket by Average_Water-bottle January 3, 2021

Blanket 

A soft piece of cloth that is home to many introverts and extroverts alike. It gives a sense of comfort no matter where you are at (unless we are talking about mud and rain). It makes you feel so comfy that you wish you can bring it everywhere you go, but too bad sometimes teachers say no : ( .

Texter 1:"Take your blanket to school day"

*sends Be_Jealous PNG
Texter 2: "I wish my school celebrated such a holiday"
Texter 3: "Don't worry the teacher will confiscated it any moment now"
Texter 1 cries as blanket is taken away

Blanket by Flower Power 101 January 29, 2021