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Orange County, Florida
The real OC. Contains Orlando, Apopka, Winter Park and other cities. Home of the the NBA's Orlando Magic. Eastside is mostly hispanic and white: has Waterford Lakes Town Center (the largest outdoor shopping plaza in the country). The westside is mostly black. Has a lot of entertainment like, Universal Studios/City Walk, Sea World, Disney World/Downtown Disney. Contains some of the realest hoods in the country, such as: Pine Hills, Parramore, OBT. You could get killed there or trying to cross Colonial Drive or Semoran Blvd on foot/bike. Trust me I've seen dead bodies laying out in the road b/c the guy tried to cross Semoran. And I've seen bodies in Parramore..after a Magic game. It's a lot more than just Disney, ppl. Enjoy your stay. That soff OC in Cali better step aside.
Orange County, Florida is the real OC. That other county better step aside.
Dade County is old news, the future is Orange County.
Dade County is old news, the future is Orange County.
Orange County, Florida by Jamaican Sensation January 28, 2008
Williston Florida
Williston is a small town in Florida. The most awesome town. Where kids that graduate from that lil high school, that looks like a jail.. can't wait to leave! This town is segregated.. by rail road tracks. On the good side of the rail road tracks, gather up on the weekends & hit the woods. On the other side, they gather up under a tree & get high. They have kick ass resturants. If you've never been to Williston or don't know what it is, your a nobody!
Williston Florida by southernstyle November 11, 2011
Crystal River Florida
Crystal River, a small town in West Central Florida is most known for their speed bumbs.. aka "manatees", the only thing fun to do there is boating.. but theres only one route. You can go to shell island, the shallows.. then do it all over again! They have a big top tent for a mall. A bunch of rednecks live there, they love to fish and mud. We have an awesome rails to trails..but you have to stop every 5 feet at the stop signs or you'll get ran over by a car. The only place to shop here is bealls, jc penny, or belk. They have underwater caves, but plently of people have died.. swim at your own risk. Home of the KKK. Crystal River is the Queen of Citrus County. CRHS rules Citrus and Lecanto in everything.. Hey we are the ones with the mall ;) Oh and this just in, Ft. Island Gulf Beach is now OK to swim in! ;)
Crystal River Florida by BuckNastii_aeb815 June 22, 2011
Bronson, Florida
A town with one traffic light. The only words of inspiration here are "git-r-done". What's for dinner? Well hell, you best bet beef or deer. Things are done a little differently in Bronson, Florida. We fix everything with duct tape and think trash is treasure.
Bronson, Florida by killerbanana December 23, 2010
North Port High School (Florida)
A high school located in North Port, Florida. The school is mainly populated by wannabe rednecks and their pregnant bitches who all seem to think that camo outfits are "desirable." The average girl at North Port HS has already had about 2.5 children, via several baby dadyzzz. So many students smoke weed, that even the teachers dabble in it from time to time. The average combined IQ of the school (teachers included) is roughly 108 (and that is being generous). NPHS has some of THE worst teachers in the nation. If your looking for a school where you can spend your entire four year, high school experience high as a kite, then North Port High School is the place for you!
Redneck 1 and North Port High School (Florida): Hey, let's pretend to be hard-core Confederate scumbags, and where camo all the time like dumb hicks, and talk about fishing and hunting all the time, and date fat nasty girls, even though in reality we have two brain cells to split between the five of us and are pretty much white trash?
Redneck 2: Dam! My girlfriend is also my cousin!
Redneck 2: Dam! My girlfriend is also my cousin!
North Port High School (Florida) by Pebblezzz August 6, 2011
university of florida
A public university located in Gainesville, Florida. Listed as a Public Ivy, UF is the third largest university in the United States with the eighth largest budget, ranking first among public universities and second among all behind only Harvard in the number of National Merit Scholars enrolled. Known for the invention of the sports drink Gatorade, along with their string of 3 national championships in basketball and football in a span of 366 days.
What do students from the University of Florida and Florida State University have in common? They both got accepted to FSU.
university of florida by andrew11 April 15, 2007