Skip to main content

Sleepy Carl 

When your friend passes out drunk, you put seran wrap on their face, and then shit on it.
Jay was so drunk he passed out, so I gave him a Sleepy Carl.
Sleepy Carl by Cloudius March 8, 2008
Related Words
Carlos Carls Carly Carla Carlos Mencia carlton carlie carli Carlito Carley

Hot Carl 

While very similiar to a traditional Hot Carl, this new defination is when your asshole dialysis patient decides to take his full shit bag and throw it in your general direction to show his displeasure about some trivial matter, like some damn dirty ape.
That patient was so mad that we were late, he tried to give me a hot carl. Luckily I was able to dodge it and it flew all over the nurse. If he does it again I will puke right on that fucker's head.
Hot Carl by Damn Dirty Ape June 7, 2007

capn' carl 

Thats Capn' carl fool!!
capn' carl by Sebastian January 3, 2005

HOT CARL-"DREAM STYLE" 

n. - same as "OLD CHICAGO STYLE" except to add vomitting on the felator's back.

Hot Carl Malone 

The act of shitting on your spouse's chest. The steamer must be fresh and wet.
"Yo hunny, you smell like shit."
"Yeah I know, you just hot carl maloned on my chest lol."
Hot Carl Malone by Tommy Em November 28, 2007

Cold Carl 

When you shit into a plastic bag, freeze it, then use it as a dildo
Last night me and John tried a Cold Carl!
Cold Carl by Donkey_Nut September 6, 2016