Fates Warning 

Fates Warning was founded as a heavy metal band, but after a few albums, their progressive rock tendencies started to emerge. Based in Connecticut, USA, the band's current lineup consists of Jim Matheos (Guitar), Ray Alder (Vocals) Joey Vera (Bass), and Mark Zonder (Drums).

Their first three albums are best known for lead singer John Arch's unusual vocal approach, and the lyrics deal mainly with fantasy themes. John Arch left after the third album and a new vocalist Ray Alder joined the band. Thereafter the lyrics took a more introspective turn. Their later works (post 1989) go more in a progressive rock direction.

While retaining elements of their metal heritage, Fates Warning grew increasingly complex, with much longer tracks and interesting interwoven melodic elements added after they developed a progressive edge. They merged their love of Yes and Rush, by combining elements of pure metal, classically inspired crescendos and interludes with jazz fusion like chops. Fates Warning has been largely responsible for the infusion of progressive thinking into heavy metal music, despite never attaining mainstream appeal, but a loyal following amongst prog fans.

Fates Warning now has 12 studio albums to their name, namely:
Night on Brocken (1984)
The Spectre Within (1985)
Awaken the Guardian (1986)
No Exit (1988)
Perfect Symmetry (1989)
Parallels (1991)
Inside Out (1994)
Chasing Time (compilation) (1995)
A Pleasant Shade of Gray (1997)
Still Life (live) (1998)
Disconnected (2000)
FWX (2004)

If you like Queensrÿche, Yes, Dream Theater, Symphony X, Rush, or King Crimson, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ANY FATES WARNING YET?!

Fates Warning by Lal October 12, 2005

wandering mongoose 

The wandering mongoose is not too different from a teabag or giving a mushroom stamp. There are two ways in which to perform the wandering mongoose, both of which can only be performed by men (im not sexist...you just need to have a dick for it.) Method 1 starts when you find or notice that a friend/roomate who has fallen asleep. You, simply enough, take out your dick and carefully balance above the victim-to-be. Drop down so your knees are on their arms, rendering them defenseless, and slap them silly with your dick. Proceed until they cry.

Method 2 can only occur when you're recieving a blow job, and you have to play it off very cool...casually grab some hair with one of your hands, then proceed just as in method 1. You probably don't want to pull this one if you ever want to receive a blow job from this girl again.

Guy 1-Hey, why was my sister so pissed at you last night?

Guy 2-Ah...yea dude, i showed her the wandering mongoose, and apparently she doesn't find it as funny as i do.

Guy 1-I swear if you don't shut the hell up, my wandering mongoose will attack you mercilessly in your sleep.

wandering mongoose by jimbobkyle April 4, 2008

Wandering Monster

One who will not be found on the main road. This person is a gamer that values friendship but is also willing to participate in frequent insults pertaining to another Monsters mother. A Monster must be witty and ready to strike at the first sign of weakness. Insults are subject to review by other Monsters and will be judged accordingly. Insults that don’t live up to expectations will be dismissed while those that do will invite future attacks. Attacks which include the words Munging or Cosby Sweeter will most likely earn more respect from a Wandering Monster.

No Example for a Wandering Monster

Wandering Monster by Woñs March 16, 2012

gardening trip 

To trim or shave ones pubic hair.
Gardening trips are recommended quite frequently.

Bro 1: Hey man when's the last time you went on gardening trip?
Bro 2: About a week ago

gardening trip by Brotip January 6, 2016

Gardening-Krueger Effect 

The nightmare situation where a gardener cuts away at plants, killing them, convinced they know what's a weed and what's not, but they really have no clue, and don't even know that they don't know!

Note: This is a combination of gardening, the Dunning-Kruger effect which is when someone is ignorant about their own lack of knowledge so they don't even know what that don't know but think they know it all, and the Nightmare on Elm Street films featuring Freddy Krueger who kills people in their nightmare .

The garden was decimated by that idiot gardener who obviously suffers from the Gardening-Krueger Effect.

Why are all the tomato plants chopped up dead on the ground?

'Cuz that dude is a classic case of the Gardening-Krueger Effect in action.

Gardening-Krueger Effect by NeologianPJG April 28, 2021

Hobit Gardening 

The act of unintentional anal sex in an outside space. The 'penetrator' has the task of going at it with such pace that the condom is either fully or partially removed from the penis and is deposited in the female's rectum.

The act is customarily followed up by a blow job, to clean up any corn-based deposits.

Oliver: 'i totally hobit-gardened that skank last night'
Emily: 'you and your constant hobit gardening'
Oliver: 'i know right, She totally rimmed herself, what a joker'

Hobit Gardening by twanggah March 18, 2010

Brazilian Wandering Spider 

A spider commonly found in the Amazon rainforest that will give you a 4 hour long painful erection that will eventually kill you.

Brazilian Wandering spider was mentioned in this way on Gradeaundera's video called Phobias

Brazilian Wandering Spider by YoloMenace001 March 31, 2020