Check up on your syllabus

A phrase used by SoCal bros to call out someone who obviously has no idea what they're talking about. Usually when talking about dirtbikes/cars/beer pong rules

Dumb Kid: Dude, my mom's Toyota Tercel probably has like 450 hp or something!

Normal Kid: Broseph, you need to go check up on your syllabus.

Check up on your syllabus by nkssss November 3, 2010

hung up on my secretary 

Act of having sex with someone's wife or girlfriend.

She cheated on Joe with Jason.

Jason hung up on Joe's secretary.
Joe said, "Jason HUNG UP ON MY SECRETARY".

hung up on my secretary by TammyTime1991 April 26, 2017

Run Up On The Seat 

This is the maneuver when one has lost all control of the lockage and now has autopilot engaged for the rest of the performance . This can also refer to when one is commended for the stellar activities he/she performs in the space .

Ashton run up on the seat full throttle simultaneously locking the music. " Mdf Adrian dii run on the seat with this outfit bey”

Run Up On The Seat by Town242 June 19, 2021

Woke up on the wrong side of the bed 

Alt: Got up on the wrong side of the bed. (Past Tense)
An expression that is typically used to describe a grumpy or irritable person, especially when the reason for their unhappiness is unknown.

It can also be used to describe when somebody wakes up in a bad mood which then lasts all day, possibly because they didn't get enough sleep or had an unpleasant dream the night before.

The phrase dates back to Ancient Rome, where it was considered bad luck to get out of bed from the left side, which itself originated in a very old superstition saying that everything related to the left-hand side was inherently unlucky. The modern English expression reflects that myth with a tongue-in-cheek play on words, suggesting that a grouchy person must have gotten out of bed on the "wrong" side, as opposed to the "right" side.

"What's with Wendy? She seems annoyed about something."
"I don't know, maybe she got up on the wrong side of the bed today."
- - - - -
"You're acting like real jerk!"
"Sorry, I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I'm in a bad mood, but it's not your fault."

Woke up on the wrong side of the bed by Charlie Apples May 28, 2015

get up on the wrong side of the bed 

To be in a bad mood; to be grumpy or unpleasant for no apparent reason.

The phrase refers to someone being in a bad mood from the moment they wake up.

1) Stephan, you sure are irritable today - did you get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

2) I feel awful. I must have gotten up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. On second thought, maybe it was all that champagne I drank last night!

get up on the wrong side of the bed by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking 

A ridiculous alternative way to say "have sex." Originated from Juvenile's song "Slow Motion" (2004).

The sexy way in which Penelope operated the binary output flip-flop switch in electrical engineering lab made Bartholomew want to hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking.

hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking by Nick D October 28, 2004

Wake up on the grumpy side of the bed

To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.

Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.

Wake up on the grumpy side of the bed by AQuokka April 20, 2022