Life is Strange 

The absolute best game you will ever play or watch. Chloe is a drug addict, Max is a hippie, Rachel is dead(oof) Kate is suicidal, Victoria is an asshole, Mark is a pervert, Nathan is a mentally damaged teen who is being used by Mark Jefferson to kidnap girls, and it involves time travel, a hick Oregon town of a few hundred people, and a huge waterspout.

"Life is Strange is the absolute best game ever! I don't know what fucktard would suggest otherwise!"

Life is Strange by Life is Strange- Poor Rachel February 1, 2018

Happy stranger 

When you sit on your hand to restrict blood flow long enough to put your hand "to sleep". Then you masturbate with it. It gives the sensation of a second party giving you an hand job, since you have no feeling in your "sleeping" hand. Also known as just "the stranger".

Jack felt bored all afternoon, so he sat on his hands and gave himself a Happy Stranger.

Happy stranger by FakeMeat June 4, 2007

midnight stranger 

When you put your hand to sleep until it goes numb, and then you masturbate ferociously and it feels like a stranger is giving you a handjob.

I couldn't sleep last night so I induced a visit from the midnight stranger.

midnight stranger by Kp1336 November 23, 2016

Stranded 

To be stuck on the toilet bowl without no roll.

Stranded... stuck on the toilet bowl 'cause you ain't got no roll... to prove you're a man you must wipe it with your hand!

Stranded by His Royal Throbness August 1, 2005

Stranger Hand 

The hand with which one does not normally masturbate.

"It's been so long since I've had sex that I had to use Stranger Hand last night for some variety" Or "I sprained my wrist, so I had to use Stranger Hand last night."

Stranger Hand by Anonymous November 4, 2003

western stranger

The act of jerking yourself off with your left hand (or your right hand while its asleep) while using the western grip. (A left handed person would use their right hand).

Toms got a hot date with a western stranger tonight!

western stranger by RBurton June 23, 2008

strange mocha bocha 

the original mocha boca however the mudge is from another source

I had a threesome and pulled off the strange mocha boca.

strange mocha bocha by Captain Mudge October 2, 2003