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Squatting Eskimo 

The act of a man lying naked in the snow and a woman squatting on his penis to have sex.
My legs are so sore from the squatting Eskimo I gave Jim last night.
Squatting Eskimo by manswer April 29, 2009

squelching 

the sloppy sounds of sex when one has a really wet vagina to fuck.
"Leah, what were you doing last night? I swear I heard squelching"

"No, I swear we were just talking and making out"

"Damn girl, i had to pee on the porch"

Dutch Scratching 

A torture technique in which you hit a male in the back of the balls with a knot, foot, balled chain, etc. to induce excruciating pain. Better used when one strips down and restrains said victim so they have no way to protect themselves.
In OO7: Casino Royale James Bond is Dutch Scratched as a form of torture to get a password. Le Chiffre decided to use Dutch Scratching as the way to torture him because he wanted to humiliate Bond.

Dutch Scratching 

An awkward form of torture in which the torturer strips down their victim bare naked (usually of the male gender), sits them down in a seat-less chair, and uses something like a knotted rope to hit the victim in the back of the nuts or in the perineum (area between the scrotum and the anus; the taint or gooch).
Your brother likes to go Dutch Scratching?

In Casino Royale the bad guy ends up Dutch Scratching James Bond to torture him to get a code.

Scratching Yoda Behind The Ears 

Masturbation (male)
*also 'releasing a special edition'
'polishing darth vaders helmet'
'having a han solo'

Wig Snatching

"Wig snatching" when someone, sometimes unexpectedly & abruptly, "airs out someone's dirty laundry" in front of many people. It's not normally malicious & is justified, because the "wig snatcher" is correcting a wrong, normally by "blowing up someone's spot", "throwing under the bus" or "putting someone on blast", for slander, lies or rumors, that a person or people are telling about other individuals. It's meant to cause the "wig snatchee" shame or to be exposed as a liar. Wig snatching is normally backed by truths & facts from prior events that have taken place or conversations previously had. Alibis can also be provided if warranted.
Leon always keeps it real & is an an expert at snatching wigs.

"Why are you pretending to like Isabel, after all that crap you were talking about her behind her back? Somebody is going to snatch your wig for being so fake."

Jackie got herself a wig snatching for being phony in front of a lot people.
Wig Snatching by Black Sanchez October 30, 2013