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Crouching Soldier 

Is a sexual position references by Ali G, though never clearly defined. The name suggests it is a version of doggie style done on a floor where the man is crouching rather than being on his knees.d
I escort I ordered last night was so hot, I had to do it right there on the floor when she came in and went straight into the crouching soldier when I saw her stick her thick booty up in the air.

rice soldier

Little or insignificant role. A pawn in a chess game, except this pawn will never be queen.
A rice soldier is a dime a dozen. You hold no special value.
rice soldier by trinh nguyen December 29, 2007

Pulled Pork Slider 

When you jack off onto someones toilet seat.
Causing the next user to slip and slide all over your cum.
Dude 1: Hey, are you going to the bosses party after work tonight?

Dude 2: Yeah... he's been an asshole lately. So I decided to give him the Ol' Pulled Pork Slider!

Dude 1: Wow, what if his wife uses the toilet next?

Dude 2: Fuck him, & his bitch wife!

Undead Soldier

Hollywood Undead (band) fan's are called the Undead Army. Just one fan is called a Undead Soldier. Of course only diehard fans are called this. If someone just likes the band the aren't apart of the Undead Army.
Hollywood Undead's fans (individually) are called Undead Soldiers.

dog faced pony soldier

(noun) - So I know this is a dictionary, but I don't really know what this means. You could ask Biden, but I'm not sure he knows either. Apparently its an insult?
Biden called that student a dog faced pony soldier to try to insult her however all the crowd did was laugh at him.

Dog faced pony soldier

Something a moron or idiot says after receiving an unexpected answer to a question
idiot: have you ever been to a caucus?
woman: Yes.
idiot: No you havent. Youre a lying "dog faced pony soldier"