Ripe Ass Tits

Think of like the craziest, awesomest, most amazing tits ever. Those are ripe ass tits.

"Get your hands on a pair of ripe ass tits"

"Bro 1: Oh man dude, your mom has some crazy awesome tits, like outta this world. Jeez, oh man, they are the best tits ever.

Bro 2: So my Mom has ripe ass tits?"

Ripe Ass Tits by BloodyDrScholls May 3, 2010

Ripe and on the Vine 

A hot girl that is old enough to date but still lives with and is supported by her parents.

Guy #1 "Did you see that one"
Guy #2 "yeah she is Ripe and on the Vine"
Guy #1 "Darn.... I think you are right..."
Guy #2 "yeah dude she is wearing a Hanna Montana shirt and driving a Jaguar...she must be Ripe and on the Vine"

Ripe and on the Vine by THE GOEGE September 22, 2010

Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin' 

A term to describe nice breasts, usually possessed by a younger female who has just grown them to a near full size. They are perfect, round, not to big and not to small. They are the kinds that you can see in a magazine and before you know it you are groping a magazine.

Man did you see Brittany last night? She didn't have those last year!
I know man those babies were Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin'!

Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin' by zogree January 1, 2009

ripe strawberries 

During soccer practice when Jim's balls are nice and crevicy; when a man wears silk shorts and the material clings to his balls and every nook and cranny of his ball sack is visible

Wow, Jim's ripe strawberries were so huge and bulgy today...I couldn't stop staring when he was crouching down.

ripe strawberries by Tojasok March 26, 2008

Ripe Bean 

An aroused female. Slang for when her clitoris becomes engorged during sexual arousal, resembling a "ripe bean"

Woman: "lick my ripe bean"

Ripe Bean by Bambieticklejugs September 13, 2019

Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin' 

A term to describe nice breasts, usually possessed by a younger female who has just grown them to a near full size. They are perfect, round, not to big and not to small. They are the kinds that you can see in a magazine and before you know it you are groping a magazine.

Man did you see Brittany last night? She didn't have those last year!
I know man those babies were Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin'!

Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin' by zogree January 1, 2009

Ripe Mathematics 

1A veluptuate body. 2Full of afterthought with overstanding

She got some rich ripe mathematics

Ripe Mathematics by Sun Rhythms October 13, 2004