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Pipe Rattler 

When you go to take a dump and all that comes out are MASSIVE farts.

Farts that you're too scared to let out anywhere but on the toilet.
I thought I had to take a huge shit, but all that came out were pipe rattlers.
Pipe Rattler by Schroedster April 14, 2014

Chinese Rattlesnake 

When one puts rice in a balloon, blows it up, and inserts it into another's rectal cavity. The person inserts his or her penis or finger into the rectal cavity, and shakes vigorously, rattling the rice within similarly to the way a rattlesnake rattles its tail. Once finished, kick the partner in the stomach, successfully ejecting the now pressure cooked rice.
Yo, my stove broke down, so Jane and I had to Chinese Rattlesnake it last night.

corn back rattler

A turd loaded with corn and other exotic vegetables.
After the picnic I filled the port-o- potty with a nice corn back rattler.
corn back rattler by camel toe February 21, 2003

Rattlesnake 

Type of dance in which: persons wiggle with arms tight to body in snake like fashion to the song of same name by King Gizzard & the Lizzard Wizard.
Rattle rattle rattle rattle RATTLESNAKE *wiggle*
Rattlesnake by doseface February 2, 2019

seismic rattle 

When a person motorboats another's ass cheecks vigorously. Especially used when whipped cream is involved or chocolate syrup.
Yo nigga that girl be so tight i would seismic rattle that fine ass!

rattle your dags

Get a move on; hurry up. From sheep dags, being crusty bits of dried crap stuck to the fleece around the bum, which rattle as they run.
rattle your dags by TwoDays October 11, 2003