Permanent Vacation 

An euphemism for getting laid off or fired.

That horn dog got away with sexually harassment until one of his targets ratted him out. Now, he’s taking a permanent vacation.

Permanent Vacation by The Real Canadian April 16, 2021

kaiser permanente 

noun, it's a shityass heath care organization that provides people with one stop healthcare shopping. It's a completely overrated lame ass not-for-profit hospital, where it takes 1 hour of holding on the phone before you can get an appointment and an additional hour once you're in the building it takes another hour before the doctor admits you, who only has 15 minutes to meet w/ you before he/she is off to another patient. My advice...stay home and don't bother w/ KP

"(cough, cough)"
"Should I call Kaiser Permanente to make an appointment?...nah, by the time i get to see a doctor my cold will be gone"

kaiser permanente by Kp-hater August 17, 2006

Permalance 

A freelance position that turns into a full time job without benefits.

I was hired for a freelance position at Condé Nast, then instead of hiring me fulltime, they kept me on permalance.

Permalance by Clandestine Cover June 27, 2007

permapeaced 

To leave and never return. To disappear. To peace permanently.

We left and came back to the party a couple of times. However, we permapeaced when the police arrived.

I haven't seen Teymur in class for a month, he must have permapeaced from school.

permapeaced by Sir John A. Mcdonalds December 8, 2009

permanent pink slip

When you stop dealing with your side piece all together no further contact at all and there is no way you will ever get back together!

I used to deal with her but things got a little crazy so i had to give her a permanent pink slip!

permanent pink slip by Zale1738 February 18, 2010

permanentise

(verb, transitive) : To make a secret situation permanent by having made an irrevocable public advertisement revealing its existence

1. Her announcement at the meeting permanentised the fact that she, above others, had been allocated a room for her personal use.

2. To his dismay, she permanentised the relationship by announcing it to all his friends at the party.

permanentise by The Word Genie March 1, 2011

Permanent Friend 

A long term partnership with someone that is ambiguously platonic to outsiders.

It’s an undefinable permanent relationship between two people that is more than friendship, but they aren’t in a ‘relationship’ per se.

It often involves homosexual men, who are somewhat closeted.

Lisa Marie Preslie and Michael Jackson were permanent friends.

Permanent Friend by Kezzzzzzzzz June 15, 2023