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Fantastical Patronage

Another word for "funny business," use this word to talk about the "funny business," you are going to have with your girlfriend later..or that big drug deal you are going to finalize around people that you don't want to know.
"Hey are we still up for our fantastical patronage tonight?"
Getting extremely drunk by taking shots of vodka or rum, followed by shots of Patron.
A: Gurl, did you see how drunk Stella got last night?
B: Yea, I heard she took seven shots and then patronized.

A: OoO. Patronizing gets you fucked up! Amen to those who patronize.
Patronize by Chipothead July 25, 2011

Patrónize 

(verb)

1. To have fun with Patrón.

2. Including Patrón in current activity.

3. To make something similar to Patrón in comparison.

(also patrónized, patrónizing, patrón, and other forms)
1. Me and Becky were gonna patrónize Alex's party tonight.

2. Becky Patrónized my grandmothers home last night.

3. If we just patrónize that party, it'll be so much more fun! LOL
Patrónize by Awhstun Faraii August 29, 2011
If your name is Pat, adopt something or someone and make it your own.
I don't want to belong to you. Don't patronize me.
patronize by blanche April 19, 2006

Paxtoning 

Someone who comes to your home uninvited, only to have them fall asleep randomly during odd times. For example while playing a board game, watching a movie, watching a movie in a movie theater, during a conversation, during a five minute drive to an IHOP, while looking up superdickery, while eating a sandwich, while on the toilet, so much so that you can play ring toss on a cup on his head.
Their sleeping is so bad that trying to wake them becomes impossible and results in literally throwing them out the door.
Wow my uncle Dick is always coming over, and paxtoning on me.
Paxtoning by Steven Earps April 15, 2007
the act of looking over one's shoulder to view their actions.
Colon was parroting Taps while they watched a youtube video of Eric breaking his skull wide open after becoming heavily intoxicated.
parroting by buzznuttz April 26, 2013