Ornament Exchange 

The act of giving and receiving round balls around the holidays, mostly in a super secretive way almost similar to secret santa... But the present is much better ;)

Gina texted tim to see if he wanted to do an ornament exchange tonight.

Tim said he'd love to do an ornament exchange.

Ornament Exchange by NieSonDen December 9, 2017

Ornaments, ornaMents, ornamentS 

Ornaments, ornaMents, ornamentS

Ornaments, ornaMents, ornamentS

Ornaments, ornaMents, ornamentS by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

anal ornament 

Is a dingle-berry hanging from the longest pube in the anal area.

Today as I was doing my daily hemorrhoid check I came across a dangling anal ornament.

anal ornament by assnuggest4lyfe September 14, 2014

Driveway Ornament 

a) a car that is so expensive, you wouldn't dare drive it; instead you just showcase it to the rest of the neighborhood in your driveway.

b) a car that is such a bucket, that you've given up on it, so it just sits gathering rust, vermin, and the occasional stoner.

a) My neighbor bought a new Mercedes-Benz S65 AMG last year. I swear, the car hasn't moved since he drove it home from the dealership back in May. I swear, it's become a Driveway Ornament.

b)
Guy 1: Hey, is that your Dad's Impala outside?
Guy 2: yeah, but it doesn't work anymore.
Guy 1: has it achieved Driveway Ornament status yet?
Guy 2: most definitely, bro.

Driveway Ornament by ManWhoDrivesAnAcura January 8, 2015

life ornament

One who obtains children and/or pets merely for monetary gain or social status...
No parenting or training involved.. electronic visual stimulation is usually all the parenting skills used

Billy and Buffy are up to 2 life ornaments, one dog and one boy.. they both crap in the house

She has 4 life ornaments and one hell of a child support check

life ornament by skinnyBitch September 21, 2016

trunk ornament 

A Body Piercing or multiple body piercings located in the area one might usually find a Tramp Stamp.

aka Boot Ornament

"Damn girl, that's no tramp stamp. That's a full blown Trunk Ornament!"

trunk ornament by Pseudonomicon June 11, 2016

Hood ornament

A bottle of henessy glued to the hood of a ghetto car

Hurry up and kill da henny , im gonna give that impala a hood ornament

Hood ornament by Smartestdumbguy December 26, 2016