Alabama hood Ornament 

Balls only hanging out the zipper of your jeans. Well spread eagle on the hood of a car while traveling 10 miles an hour or above spread eagle on the hood of the car.

To make it in I was dared to lay on the hood of a car spread eagle with my ball sack hanging out at my zipper hence Alabama hood ornament

Alabama hood Ornament by anonymous May 8, 2021

Delco Hood Ornament 

When the chick in traffic ahead of you gets mad and blasts her diarrhea all over the hood of your car

What did she get locked up for? She was tired of getting honked at for driving too slow so she gave the guy a Delco Hood Ornament.

Delco Hood Ornament by Saul Okayishman April 30, 2025

Pennsylvania Hood Ornament 

When you run up to someone's car (especially during a road rage argument), pull down your pants, aim your ass at the front-center area of their hood, and put a big creamy shit there.
Named after the incident in Delaware County, Pennsylvania on April 30th, 2025, and named similarly to the Arizona Sunroof.

I can't believe that woman gave me a Pennsylvania Hood Ornament on the way to my job interview.

Pennsylvania Hood Ornament by SteankfoondThrongler May 15, 2025

Alabama Christmas Ornament 

A slur that references African Americans hanging from a tree; commonly used in a derogatory term.

If you don’t quit stealing, I’m going to turn you into an Alabama Christmas ornament

Alabama Christmas Ornament by Thewordydude September 9, 2025

ornamentally challenged 

A person who either cannot and/or refuses to take down their Christmas decor before Valentines day.

Despite persistent criticism from neighbors, ornamentally challenged Roger continued to illuminate his outdoor Christmas display until March 1.

ornamentally challenged by theglassman March 12, 2014

"pool ornaments" 

Extremely fine/beautiful girls wearing mimimal thongs, bikinis or nude, who enjoy lounging in and around a private or public swimming pools. Primarily submissive and playful in nature and able to bring refreshments to others upon request.

I must say Steve that you have some exceptionally fine "pool ornaments" here today. (While holding up a 40 and winking at the owner of the pool).

Damn yo sure got some fine "pool ornaments" up in dis bitch! (Grinning and shaking head in disbelief).

"pool ornaments" by Rick Venus January 13, 2007

ornamental 

a trophy chinese bitch trotted out in public only for show

Sean Kinsella thinks he is cool because he is banging that ornamental with him.

ornamental by Nipsey Chunkalot May 13, 2003