tua mater 

tua mater is Latin for "your mom"

tua mater tam magna est ut ea circum domo sedeat (Your mom is so fat, she sits around the house.)

tua mater by Cymensen November 26, 2003

no mäter watt aj doo all aj tink a boat is ju 

a guy in klass singin Nelly in his head

guy 1 - no mäter watt aj doo all aj tink a boat is ju

guy 2 - are you high?

no mäter watt aj doo all aj tink a boat is ju by viktorgaysweden December 2, 2020

The Mater 

A short version to use when referencing the all-you-can-eat salad/soup buffet restaurant, Sweet Tomatoes. Usually used in conversations where one wishes to convey a familiarity with visiting the restaurant frequently.

Chris: Hey man, Let's go eat our faces off at The Mater!
Alex: Nah, I don't feel like doing The Mater right now... I'm not hungry enough to mauw down on some salad yet.

The Mater by "C" (club veg member) September 24, 2008

Monster mater

Men who mate with male monsters. They don't dominate the monsters. Monsters dominate them. They let monsters mount them. If they got stuck in a fantasy world they'd go around sitting on every monster's member. If the monster has a human's body and human male penis, he'll get sit on regardless of his face.

Them: Are you a furry?

Me: Worse, I rode The Hulk, Venom, Vision, Hellboy and Mr X. I'm a monster mater.

Monster mater by Black Monster Mater April 8, 2026

male bovine fecal material 

A clean technical way of sayingy "bullshit" when in mixed company.

He told the press that he only wanted the crowd to march to the Capital, not takeover the Capital, by revolting. Yeah right! That sounds like his usual "male bovine fecal material"! He's full of it!

male bovine fecal material by talk2me-JCH2 January 12, 2021

Boyfriend material 

A guy who has the right qualities in order for him to be your boyfriend. By saying a guy is "boyfriend material", you are saying that he is indeed datable by your standards.

Wow, I hung out with Mark last night and he was caring, funny, and handsome as hell. He's definitely boyfriend material.

Boyfriend material by Afoxofflames April 22, 2017

odi u tri picke materine 

Serbo-Croatian for "Crawl back into three of your mother's cunts". Easily one of the world's greatest insults.

"Hey babe, you DTF?"
"Odi u tri picke materine!"
"I... guess not, then."

odi u tri picke materine by willmst July 13, 2014