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Stimu-lice

All the scumbag politicians that are sucking us dry by adding their own pet projects (pork)to the trillion plus dollar Economic Stimulus Package.
"Did you hear that John Kerry and Chris Dodd sponsored a bill that would take $5.8 million of our money to help build the "Edward M. Kennedy Institute for the Senate"?"
"Are you fucking kidding me?!!"
"Those two ass clowns are Stimu-lice !".
Stimu-lice by dcav33 March 26, 2009

Unicorn Lice 

The presence of sparkles in ones hair or scalp.
Guy #1: Is that Unicorn Lice?
Guy #2: Yeah, I went to a party with Art students last night. I got totally Broinged. I woke up this morning with Scass in my hair.

Pubic Lice 

Nasty critters living about and minding their own beeswax on the fur of the male and female genitalia

transferred through sexual contact through which the pubic lice of one jump to the next victim
Causes that area to give you the extreme itchy-itchies
Person 1: I was supposed to fool with Jary last night, but my parents were home :/
Person 2: GIRL! That was a blessing in disguise. That boi got pubic lice! Stay away from him!
Pubic Lice by quinoaforlunch November 9, 2016

flied lice 

How the asians say Fried Rice, as they cant say R they say L
Mr.Maggo: Dude, me like flied lice!
Karate kid: Me feel like flied lice too!
flied lice by CraCKtobeR April 10, 2005

Natty Lice

1. A blended beer beverage first poured by Eric Curry in Midvale, Utah after he was visited by an angel who revealed the formula: a holy union of light and ice. One part Natural Light and one part Natural Ice.

2. A synthetic urine used medically as a maintenance anti-addictive for patients hooked on drinking their own piss or the liquid waste secretions of other animals.

3. An order of wingless insects that inhabit the patchouli drenched dreads of hippies and rastafarians.
1. I was pounding Natty Lice and the next thing I knew I woke up to the heiferious snores of that hot chick's fat friend.

2. I couldn't stop drinking my own piss so my doctor prescribed Natty Lice three times daily before meals.

3. I took a shower for the first time in ages, and, as soon as the water hit my hair, i heard the screeches of a multitude of natty lice.

coochie lice

when your coochie be stanky asf with your luce bugs in it, mf need a lice comb like god dayummm
yo have you smelled that bitches coochie it stank asf

ikr ms amanda got so coochie lice istg-